Hello out there. It's been a long time I know, but these things happen. Unfortunately none of the Cerebral Visions team are full time film producers or directors yet, so the productivity of the team isn't exactly prolific. We have lives to live and sadly this all gets in the way. Never mind though, I thought I'd update you all on all the things we have in the wings waiting to be made and finished.
Now, first of all I think it is important to note that most of the delay has been caused by me, Mr Snare van Damm. Editing seems to be the most likely place that the whole project can slow down. Partly because I'm learning new software, but also because my life is a hectic one whe work can come at me at any angle and sadly this leads to not giving me enough time or energy to get back on the editing wagon.
But filming has definitely had some movement over the last few months and you will hopefully be glad to hear that we have no less than FOUR projects in the pipeline that are all sat with me.
The first and most delayed is a short sketch (how ironic being short) entitled 'The Torturers'. The problems here are that none of us just want to post something in a "that'll do" kind of way. It's been many months of working out the best way to put this together and numerous re-edits which hasn't been easy, but we are almost there.
Next, we have our own advertisement for our own fictional product, which could be good when it's finished editing etc, but I think it just needs me to pull my finger out in the first place. So apologies for that. When it's done We hope to make you all proud and at least snigger just once!
Part of the team were also working on a documentary that I won't go into too much detail here, but it's our first attempt at this kind of filmmaking. The subject is good, and topical, we just need to get out there and finish shooting this bad boy...
Also, we have a teaser trailer of a feature that we are putting together. This will only be about a minute or so, but this needs time put into the big effort of editing the damn thing. After a first cut, we can probably get something up to show you all...
Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that we are not being tardy or lazy as a group, it's just what happens when you have to pay the bills. I hope this finds you well, and I hope to next time be shouting that our latest (albeit severely delayed) film is up on the t'interwebs.
Until then, stay safe and don't eat the yellow snow.
Regards,
Snarevandamm
(tardy but awesome Cerebral Visions editor)